Don’t Fucking Touch Me* Embroidered Sweatshirt - Sassy Cactus Jumper for Introverts and Personal Space Enthusiasts

Some people radiate warmth and openness. You? You radiate “kindly keep your hands, energy, and unsolicited opinions over there, thanks.”

This cosy embroidered sweatshirt features a no‑nonsense cactus paired with the brutally honest (and delightfully blunt) "Don't Fucking Touch Me" slogan. Perfect for introverts, personal space advocates, and anyone who has ever been approached in a supermarket queue and thought absolutely not.

Made for days when small talk feels like an Olympic sport you didn’t sign up for, this jumper lets your embroidery do the talking - so you don’t have to.

✨ Why You’ll Love It ✨
• Features detailed embroidery
• Soft, cosy fabric for maximum comfort during your next existential scream.
• Unisex fit - works oversized, cropped, or somewhere in between.
• Perfect for gigs, mosh pits, or just surviving another Monday.
• Designed by an independent artist who gets that not all self care is quiet.

🔎 The specifics 🔎
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

🎨 About Riot Bold 🎨
Riot Bold is where cute meets chaos. This collection is bursting with playful colour, cheeky attitude, and bold cartoon-style illustrations. Think sassy quotes, bright graphics, and a rebellious spirit that doesn’t take itself too seriously. From sweary stickers to sarcastic sweatshirts, every piece is designed to make you smirk, stand out, and say exactly what you’re thinking - in the most fabulous way possible. Perfect for anyone with a love of pop culture, pastel punchiness, and unapologetic personality.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!