“No Thoughts Head Empty” Goldfish Coaster – Funny Big-Eyed Fish Cartoon Drink Mat

Introducing your new favourite desk companion: a blank-staring, big-eyed goldfish who completely understands your current mental state. This “No Thoughts Head Empty” coaster features a ridiculously cute cartoon goldfish who’s got absolutely nothing going on upstairs – and frankly, it’s a vibe.

Perfect for anyone coasting through life on autopilot, this quirky coaster will keep your surfaces safe while offering the emotional support of someone who’s just as mentally offline as you are. Whether you're deep in a doom-scroll or staring into the void with a cuppa, this coaster has your back (and your beverage).

✨ Why You’ll Love It ✨

• Buy 3 get 1 free across all coasters
• Features an adorable, big-eyed goldfish that totally gets it
• Bold, funny quote that sums up your Friday brain
• High-quality, wipe-clean finish - even if your thoughts are a mess
• A perfect gift for students, coworkers, or your favourite space cadet
• Guaranteed to bring laughs, even if you can’t remember why

🔎 The specifics 🔎

• Wipe clean gloss coating
• MDF Coaster
• Cork backing
• 9cm x 9cm square 

🎨 About Riot Bold 🎨

Riot Bold is where cute meets chaos. This collection is bursting with playful colour, cheeky attitude, and bold cartoon-style illustrations. Think sassy quotes, bright graphics, and a rebellious spirit that doesn’t take itself too seriously. From sweary stickers to sarcastic sweatshirts, every piece is designed to make you smirk, stand out, and say exactly what you’re thinking - in the most fabulous way possible. Perfect for anyone with a love of pop culture, pastel punchiness, and unapologetic personality.