“If Everyone Could Just Fuck Off” Meditation Sweatshirt - Funny Sarcastic Yoga Jumper with Front & Back Print

Inner peace? Found it. Now everyone else needs to leave it alone. This cosy sweatshirt features a serene, cute illustration of a calm woman in a meditation pose on the front, radiating chill vibes and deep breaths. Flip it around and the message gets louder (and funnier): a larger version of the same zen artwork paired with the brutally honest mantra "If everyone could just fuck off."

Perfect for anyone who loves yoga, mindfulness, and absolutely no interruptions, this jumper lets the world know that your peace is sacred, and you’re not afraid to protect it. It’s calm on the outside, savage on the inside.

✨ Why You’ll Love It ✨
• Original illustration front and back for extra impact
• Honest, relatable statement for introverts and peace-seekers
• Super-soft and cosy sweatshirt fabric you’ll never want to take off
• Great conversation starter… or conversation ender
• Designed by an independent artist with a flair for funny

🔎 The specifics 🔎
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

🎨 About Riot Bold 🎨
Riot Bold is where cute meets chaos. This collection is bursting with playful colour, cheeky attitude, and bold cartoon-style illustrations. Think sassy quotes, bright graphics, and a rebellious spirit that doesn’t take itself too seriously. From sweary stickers to sarcastic sweatshirts, every piece is designed to make you smirk, stand out, and say exactly what you’re thinking - in the most fabulous way possible. Perfect for anyone with a love of pop culture, pastel punchiness, and unapologetic personality.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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