Funny Embroidered Goose Sweatshirt – “Feeling Stabby” Knife-Wielding Goose Jumper

Cosy up in chaotic comfort with this embroidered sweatshirt featuring everyone’s favourite feathered menace – a goose with a knife and zero chill.

Whether you're a little bit stabby yourself or just appreciate a healthy dose of unhinged humour, this jumper brings big “don’t test me” energy. The perfectly grumpy goose, expertly embroidered with knife in beak and mischief in mind, sits beneath the gloriously unbothered text: "feeling stabby."

Equal parts cute and unhinged, this sweatshirt is ideal for alt girls, introverts with a temper, and anyone who thinks geese might secretly rule the world.

✨ Why You’ll Love It ✨
• Features a detailed embroidered goose with a knife. Obviously.
• Cosy, soft, and built for maximum side-eye.
• Unisex fit. Wear it oversized, fitted, or somewhere in between.
• A+ conversation starter for anyone who shares your chaotic energy.
• Designed by an independent artist with a love of sarcasm.

🔎 The specifics 🔎
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

🎨 About Riot Bold 🎨
Riot Bold is where cute meets chaos. This collection is bursting with playful colour, cheeky attitude, and bold cartoon-style illustrations. Think sassy quotes, bright graphics, and a rebellious spirit that doesn’t take itself too seriously. From sweary stickers to sarcastic sweatshirts, every piece is designed to make you smirk, stand out, and say exactly what you’re thinking - in the most fabulous way possible. Perfect for anyone with a love of pop culture, pastel punchiness, and unapologetic personality.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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